Roommate Quotes

• We're sisters, we're roommates, we're all that.

  Serena Williams

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• I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really important to me. Things can get so lonely without it.

  Kristen Bell

  Lonely, Fun, Important

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• Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.

  Leighton Meester

  Drama, Understanding, Universal

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• I'm surrounded by people who care about me and love me. I have a great job. I have wonderful roommates who take care of me. I have a family who adores me.

  Evangeline Lilly

  Jobs, People, And Love

  Source: www.justjared.com

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• A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school.

  Barbara Dana

  School, Important, May

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• I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud.

  Adriana Trigiani

  Looks, Proud, Proud Of Me

  Adriana Trigiani (2010). “Viola in Reel Life”, p.46, Simon and Schuster

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• I’m not the easiest person to live with. I’m kind of a slob.

  Katie Holmes

  Kind, Persons

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• Good relationships make people happy, and happy people enjoy more and better relationships than unhappy people.... Conflicts in relationships--having an annoying office mate or roommate, or having chronic conflict with your spouse--is one of the surest ways to reduce your happiness. You never adapt to interpersonal conflict; it damages every day, even days when you don't see the other person but ruminate about the conflict nonetheless.

  Jonathan Haidt

  Happiness, People, Good Relationship

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• Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

  Oliver Gaspirtz

  Dog, Cat, Kids

  Oliver Gaspirtz (2014). “Pet Humor!”, p.54, Westhoff Publishing

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• I have two roommates, so it's a challenge to keep the house the way I like.

  Evangeline Lilly

  Two, House, Challenges

  Source: www.justjared.com

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• I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.

  Katie Holmes

  Kind, My Sister, Persons

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• Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.

  J. D. Salinger

  People, Literature, Suitcases

  J.D. Salinger (1951). “The Catcher in the Rye”

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• My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Answers

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• I've got four roommates and they all have fur and tails.

  Kate Walsh

  Fur, Tails, Four

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not for me.

  Kim Raver

  Makeup, College, Hair

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

  Jon Stewart

  Names, Stealing, Throwback

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• My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

  Steven Wright

  Elephants, Pet, Comedy

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• I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things, you can't leave the bathroom door open...you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch.

  J. B. Smoove

  Doors, Feet, Want

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• I'm a typical college girl; I love to shop and gossip with my roommates about boys and whatnot.

  Alicia Sacramone

  Girl, Boys, College

  Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

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• Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

  Bob Uecker

  Running, Home, League

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• My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So. . .you're black.

  Al Roker

  College, Silence, Black

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• I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space!

  Ashley Benson

  Thinking, Space, My Space

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You know, Talon. Towels look really good on you. You go outside like that and you’ll start a whole new fashion craze. (Sunshine) Do you always say everything that comes to your mind? (Talon) Mostly. I do have some thoughts I keep to myself. I used to not care and would say anything at all, but then one time my college roommate called the psycho unit on me. You know, they really do have white coats. (Sunshine)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Fashion, Sunshine, College

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• Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I'll be over there

  Drake

  Humble, Keys, Call Me

  Song: Best I Ever Had

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• I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Years

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