Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
A good dog never dies. He always stays. He walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near. His head is within our hand in his old way.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.
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