Potheads Quotes

• Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

  Ralphie May

  Jesus, Mean, Math

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• I'm not sayin I'm a pothead, cause I'm not.
  I'm just sayin that I smoke a lot.

  Keith Murray

  Rap, Hip Hop, Causes

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• Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.

  Thomas Jefferson

  Weed, Country, Marijuana

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• I was a big pothead for a short period. That was what ticked me off that I shouldn't go near hard drugs, actually, because I would consume the stuff as if it was going out of style and it rapidly occurred to me that if I ever tried a hard drug, the same thing would happen, so I never did.

  Clive James

  Drug, Style, Going Out

  "Summer Series: Clive James, in the face of death". "PM" with Mark Colvin, www.abc.net.au. December 21, 2015.

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• You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.

  Tommy Chong

  Memories, Pain, Healing

  Interview with Old Hippie, beyondchronic.com. June 30, 2016.

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• I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?

  Willie Nelson

  Weed, Flower, Marijuana

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• I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.

  Johnny Depp

  Weed, Alcohol, Dangerous

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• Myself, I'm a pothead. It's no secret. Everyone knows that. I go on the road and forget everything else

  Method Man

  Forget Everything, Secret, Goes On

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• A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gay kids and cutting their hair.

  Bill Maher

  Teenage, School, Kids

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• I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Weed, Morning

  "Steve Martin: A Wild and Crazy Guy", 1978.

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• I do have a plan for the country [the USA]. It needs education. And there should be drug education - only people should be taught how to smoke pot, because even potheads don't know how to smoke pot. I've evolved into not only an activist, but an educator. I want to show people how, when, and why they should smoke pot.

  Tommy Chong

  Country, Usa, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• We smoked a lot of weed together [with Seth Rogen and Jason Segel]. Lonely potheads will literally spend every day with each other until they get a girlfriend. That's essentially what happened.

  David Krumholtz

  Weed, Lonely, Girlfriend

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

  Gary Gulman

  People, Asking, Common

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• The Doors really were a band of potheads.

  Ray Manzarek

  Doors, Band

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• The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.

  Doug Benson

  Hate, Issues, Alcohol

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I really liked Deadheads and the whole Dead concert scene: the tailgating, the tie-dye uniforms, the camaraderie it was like NASCAR for potheads.

  Ann Coulter

  Ties, Tie Dye, Uniforms

  Interview in "Jambands", June 23, 2006.

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