You can eat an omelet at midnight, at lunchtime, all day long. It's perfect for every occasion.
When you make an omelet, as when you make love, affection counts for more than technique.
The way you make an omelet reveals your character.
To make an omelet you must first break some eggs.
All creative effort - including the making of an omelet - is preceded by destruction.
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
An egg white omelet with vegetables is one of my favorite breakfasts.
I think life's turning into an omelet and people will just have to live with that.
Omelets are about technique. Now, different people make it different ways, but, if you're a chef in Europe, an omelet has to be cooked on the outside, with just a simmer of color, and the inside has to be soft. It should be cooked like a steak - medium rare.
I have to have breakfast and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy.
A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet.
And it is not necessary to have great things to do. I turn my little omelette in the pan for the love of God.
A hero without faults is like an omelet without little bits of eggshell in it.
You cannot make an omelet without breaking some balls
Omelets are not made without breaking eggs.
Id like an omelet named after me.
Learn how to cook a (effing) omelet. I mean, what nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? You look good doing it, and it's a nice thing to do for somebody you just had sex with.
There can be no good character in civil government if there is none in the people. You cannot make a good omelet with bad eggs.
I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit.
I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station.
As I was getting interviewed by the Wall Street Journal, or some big pub guy, all I remember was that he went off to the bathroom for a second, and they brought out my omelet. The next thing I remember, I woke up, and I was on the side of my own omelet, and there was no one at Buck's. Everyone was gone. They just let me sleep.
How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people.
I think something must happen to you when you get into eight grade. Like the Doug Swieteck's Brother Gene switches on and you become a jerk. Which may have been Hamlet, Prince of Denmark's problem, who, besides having a name that makes him sound like a breakfast special at Sunnyside Morning Restaurant--something between a ham slice and a three-egg omelet--didn't have the smarts to figure out that when someone takes the trouble to come back from beyond the grave to tell you that he's been murdered, it's probably behooveful to pay attention--which is the adjectival form.
I'd like to describe a sort of life 20 years ago as being a fried egg. There was a yolk and a white and the white was maybe work, and the yolk was life. Today, it's more of an omelet. It's more mixed and it's more interspersed and I think that that's a more interesting state of being and for some people, they'll say well I want the crisp, fried egg approach to life.
Stalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs.
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