Nba Quotes - Page 35

• I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Eric

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• Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Tape

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• Flash, take the game off. I'll go out and do the work.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Games, Flash

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• He is an old glove, but he looked like the old Glove.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Gloves

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• It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer's table. Ugly people call ugly games.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Mistake, Winning

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• I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Thinking, Elbows

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• I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It was just one of my police reactions to get that criminal off me.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Police, Criminals

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• It's a different role for me, playing with the great Dwyane Wade.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Different, Roles

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• Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let them break us up and we can't break each other up.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Mistake, Son

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• I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Believe, Meals

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• We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Beach, Naked

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• I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Letting Go, Hands

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• It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Mean, Bigs

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• As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Men, Know How

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• That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Media, Dumb, Foul

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• They asked me when I was out there, 'Why do you want to be traded?' I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That's backwards, man.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Men, Wife

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• Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Doctors, Media, Diagnosis

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• Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Media, Type, Blah

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• Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good. I wanna be Dr. Shaq, Officer Shaq, Deputy Shaq.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Men, Thinking, Doctors

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• First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Media, Faces, Firsts

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• I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Thinking, Media, Games

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• He's got a ring, so I'm taking home the trophy.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Home, Trophies

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• I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Media, Looks, Mecca

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• It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I'm just fortunate to have a good-looking face to where they recognize me.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Stuff, Faces, Looking Good

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• That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me with that question today, buddy...I'm a veteran at this, buddy. Can't get that with me, buddy. Not today.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Media, Answers, Today

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