Maximum Ride Quotes - Page 2

• He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide, he added, "You love me this much.

  James Patterson

  Feet, Arms, Wide

  "Maximum Ride Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports". Book by James Patterson, May 29, 2007.

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• Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)

  James Patterson

  Laughing, Max, Break

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• If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country. Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever

  James Patterson

  Running, Country, School

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• Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

  James Patterson

  Dirty, Dirty Thoughts

  "Maximum Ride: Fang: Dystopian Science Fiction". Book by James Patterson, 2010.

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• "Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic."

  James Patterson

  Coffee, Mean, Evil

  "Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports (Maximum Ride, Book 3)". Book by James Patterson, May 29, 2007.

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• Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.

  James Patterson

  Captains, Ships, Terror

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• Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?

  James Patterson

  Soul, Max, Lasts

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• You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.

  James Patterson

  Mean, Wings, Bars

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• "I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.

  James Patterson

  Angel, Long, Water

  "Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever". Book by James Patterson, May, 2006.

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• De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in. Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked.

  James Patterson

  Dark, Doctors, Special

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• I offered to pee on him, but they said no

  James Patterson

  Said, They Said, Maximum

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• Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

  James Patterson

  Zebras, Eye, Beef Jerky

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• Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.

  James Patterson

  Dog, Going Away, Max

  "Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment". Book by James Patterson, April 28, 2011.

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• Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

  James Patterson

  Fashion, Mean, Play

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• The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.

  James Patterson

  Death, Funny Things, Perspective

  James Patterson (2007). “The Angel Experiment”, Little, Brown and Company

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• Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?

  James Patterson

  Stupid, Way, Deals

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• I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out." Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I'd already made a huge enemy. Dang, I'm good.

  James Patterson

  Past, Evil, Enemy

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• Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that, maybe.

  James Patterson

  Rip, Trying, Might

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• And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not." Fang rolled his eyes.

  James Patterson

  Regret, Eye, Two

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• Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.

  James Patterson

  Self Esteem, Food, Popcorn

  James Patterson (2007). “The Angel Experiment”, Little, Brown and Company

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• They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!

  James Patterson

  Angel, Mind, Mutants

  James Patterson (2010). “Maximum Ride Boxed Set #1”, p.304, Hachette UK

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• In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be.

  James Patterson

  Dog, Stress, Destiny

  James Patterson (2005). “The Angel Experiment: A Maximum Ride Novel”, p.63, Hachette UK

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• Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," I heard Gazzy say. My eyes popped open and I bolted upright. "What?" Fang said, his voice icy. "Gazzy!" I yelled. Wide blue eyes looked at me in surprise, then back at Fang's stoic face. "Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?" Gazzy asked.

  James Patterson

  Kids, Eye, Blue

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• Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate.

  James Patterson

  Running, Earthquakes, Evil

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• You stand out like a fart in a church.

  James Patterson

  Church, Fart, Standing Out

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