Jesus Christ said turn the other cheek. Unfortunately Luis Figo is not Jesus Christ.
Offside killed my team. They are not God. They made a mistake and I understand. I don't want three points, I just want 'sorry.'
I am in a lot of pain. They say it is more pain than when you have a baby but I don't know as I have not had one. It is not possible.
This is a game between players from 12 national sides, a game that if you have a friend in China, in Brazil, in Qatar...in half the world he wants to watch. I was thinking of this game when I signed for Chelsea.
Let slip the dogs of champions.
People don't know about football. They think they know about it but they don't know much.
Four wins in four matches. It could not be better... the world is fantastic.
Football is a game based on emotion and intelligence. Anyone can be clever, the trick is not to think the other guy is stupid.
I don't have to be jealous of Barcelona because they have 100 years of history and have won the European Cup once. I have only been managing for five years and I have the same amount of Champions League trophies to my name.
We played a whole season unbeaten but you did not see me every week jumping on the tables. Once it's over it's over and you do in the next one as well as you can. Plenty of managers who have won the Champions League will not be considered great managers.
He predicts things. I have often heard him say things which are proved right minutes later. Its really impressive - almost mystical.
Do you have a brother or cousin in Ivory Coast, because I don't have the money to bring you to Porto.
Drogba is a fighter. He is the kind of player I would say 'With you I could go to every war.'
It is like when you go to war: we have to know how our enemies attack and defend.
Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war. The objective is to win the Premiershp. I don't want to dominate, to finish without defeat, record points or goals or consecutive wins. The Premiership is so difficult you cannot be focused on that. I just think about winning.
We all want to play great music all the time, but if that is not possible, you have to hit as many right notes as you can.
For me pressure is bird flu. I'm serious. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football. Football is nothing compared with life. For me bird flu is the drama of the last few days. I'll have to buy a mask.
It is like having a blanket that is too small for the bed, you pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm, and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket I have is made of cashmere. So it's good.
It had not crossed my mind, but maybe it has Mourinho's because that is what Chelsea did two seasons ago to Xabi Alonso.
If Ashley Cole is ready we have 15 players for the final. I'll have to choose between Hilario, who's not bad playing forward or I'll bring in one of the kids.
The dog is in Portugal and the city of London is safe.
I asked the players: 'Do you want to enjoy the game? Or do you want to enjoy after the game?' The players told me they wanted to enjoy after the game so I said: 'OK, then we will enjoy after the game'.
A player who dives and wins a penalty in Portugal, or Spain or Italy is considered clever, experienced, cunning, someone who understands the game. In England a player who wins a penalty like that is a cheat.
You are pushed to behave differently here, you don't really have a choice. If you cheat you have no chance of being admired. Even your own supporters will dislike you. So what do you do? Well, the way is not to be stupid, but not to cheat either. If there is a foul, you have to fall. I call it 'helping the referee to make a decision'. That's not cheating.
The longer Jose Mourinho goes on, and on, and on, the more difficult it is for me not to despise him and the set of values he's bringing to football.
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