Still humping the American Dream
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing.
I use very few muscles at the best of times.
Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.
My 2005 calendar we actually did a shoot in Lake Las Vegas. Since I had requests do some swimwear and athletic shots we tried them and they came out good so we inserted them into the new calendar.
I see light at the end of the tunnel.
Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills, blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue - the mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting, because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.
Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you.
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.
And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience.
I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music. A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it.
I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.
No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.
It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.
Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
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