Lap Dances Quotes

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Alfred North Whitehead

Dog, Cat, Animal

Alfred North Whitehead, Lucien Price (2001). “Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead”, p.183, David R. Godine Publisher

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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.

Stan Lee

Girl, Thinking, Florida

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.

Emile Hirsch

Girl, Lap, Pillow

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Robin Williams

Funny, Money, Humor

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.

Bill Maher

Space, Tourism, Lap

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I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, Red wine, in conjunction with a lap dance, while watching NFL football, is the best cardiovascular workout you can have.

Dom Irrera

Football, Workout, Wine

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We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella Soprano of the GOP -- an enabling wife of organized crime, who sees, hears and speaks no evil of the boys in her old-boy network for whom she does this ideological lap dance.

Cintra Wilson

Boys, Speak No Evil, Wife

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It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?

Stacy Keibler

My Boyfriend, Lap, Bigs

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