It's not who wins the fight that's important, it's being willing to fight. If you get challenged and renege, everyone wants to take a shot at you.
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.
Playing goal is like being shot at.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.
It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.
Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.
The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward.
One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.
I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.
People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.
Hockey is the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.
He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer.
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles.
There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.
I don't like hockey. I'm just good at it.
At the end of each year I make a list of my mistakes and it's pretty friggin long.
Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Every day is a great day for hockey.
That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.
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