Hypochondriac Quotes - Page 2

• We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.

  Alan King

  Crime, Stage, Certain

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• Wow," came a familiar voice, "Hypochondriac killed the cat." -Dess

  Scott Westerfeld

  Cat, Voice, Wow

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• I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.

  Alber Elbaz

  Children, Wonder, Fats

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• The surgeons are playing on the myth's double standard for the function of the body. A man's thigh is for walking, but a woman's is for walking and looking "beautiful." If women can walk but believe our limbs look wrong, we feel that our bodies cannot do what they are meant to do; we feel as genuinely deformed and disabled as the unwilling Victorian hypochondriac felt ill.

  Naomi Wolf

  Beautiful, Believe, Men

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• I'm always calling my doctor because I'm constantly injuring myself while on the road, like tearing a ligament, blasting my ears or losing my voice. Plus, I'm a total hypochondriac.

  Mika

  Doctors, Voice, Calling

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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