People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.
This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.
I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.
That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.
I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what? I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time.
I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.
I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried.
I used to coach a lot of hockey. I'd love to be a hockey coach, a bit more of a dramatic role and not comedic. I would go back to my hockey roots, that would be fun.
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