Hobbes Quotes

• You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

  Bill Watterson

  Funny, Moving, School

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• Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.

  Bill Watterson

  Men, Risk, Ignorant

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• Reality continues to ruin my life.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1994.

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• You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

  Bill Watterson

  Good Luck, Lucky, Rockets

  "It's a Magical World". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1996.

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• Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

  Bill Watterson

  Thinking, Wells

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• Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?” “Sure, I’m hungry too

  Bill Watterson

  Mom, Get Well Soon, Thoughtful

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• Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.

  Bill Watterson

  Running, Frustration, Life Is Like

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• A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

  Bill Watterson

  Avoiding, Slips

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• Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.

  Bill Watterson

  Believe, Men, Evil

  "The Days Are Just Packed". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1993.

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• I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

  Bill Watterson

  Stupid, Dumb, Useless

  "Calvin and Hobbes". Comic strip by Bill Watterson, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 18, 1985 – December 31, 1995.

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• Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

  Bill Watterson

  Winning, Snow, Inches

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• I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips.

  Bill Griffith

  Hate, Kids, Thinking

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• Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

  Bill Griffith

  Real, Kids, Adults

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• Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

  John Ratzenberger

  Humor, Men, Thinking

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• I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose

  Bill Watterson

  Weekend, Thinking, Purpose

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• The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

  Bill Watterson

  Brain, Way, Fuse

  "The Days Are Just Packed". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1993.

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• County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

  Bill Watterson

  Library, Needs, Definitions

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• Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

  Bill Watterson

  Stalking

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• Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

  Bill Watterson

  Love, Cooties, Happened

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• Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

  Bill Watterson

  Reality, Virtual Reality

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• Calvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

  Bill Watterson

  Thinking, Appreciate, Giving

  "The Days Are Just Packed". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1993.

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• It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

  Bill Watterson

  Life, Success, Beautiful

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• Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

  Bill Watterson

  Differences, Inability, Praying

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• Scientific Progress goes boink?

  Bill Watterson

  Progress, Scientific Progress

  Bill Watterson (1992). “The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes”, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!

  Bill Watterson

  Guilt, Add, Awful

  "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury". Book by Bill Watterson, September 1988.

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