Herpes Quotes - Page 2

• Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.

  Doug Stanhope

  Disease, Easy, Pot

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• I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.

  Doug Stanhope

  Life, Player, Looks

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• Yes, he’s like a rash for which there’s no cure. It only goes away for a bit before returning unexpectedly to ruin every pleasurable experience. He should have been named Herpes rather than ZT. Or maybe just Herpes Z, since he’s a very special irritant. (Arik)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Should Have, Special, Ruins

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). “The Dream-Hunter”, p.126, Macmillan

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• Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

  Eminem

  Girl, Art, Media

  Song: Cum on Everybody

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• ...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Ideas, Bored, Kind

  Jeremy Clarkson (2004). “The world according to Clarkson”

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• Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.

  Isaac Marion

  Beautiful, Humanity, Doe

  Isaac Marion (2016). “Warm Bodies and The New Hunger: A Special 5th Anniversary Edition”, p.157, Simon and Schuster

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• Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know.

  Caprice Crane

  Heart, Eye, Soul

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• Can you ever “solve” poverty?  Can you ever “solve” crime?  Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes?  Hell no.

  Max Brooks

  War, Unemployment, Disease

  Max Brooks (2006). “World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War”, p.61, Broadway Books

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• It must be some book," she said as she knelt down next to the bed..."Did that boy give it to you?" She asked out of nowhere. "By 'it' do you mean herpes?" "You are too much," Mom said, "The book, Hazel. I mean the book.

  John Green

  Mom, Book, Mean

  John Green (2012). “The Fault in Our Stars”, p.33, Penguin UK

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• You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girl, Home, People

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