Funny Hockey Quotes - Page 2

• This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.

  Steven Tyler

  Party, Hockey, Nhl

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• Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself.

  Paul Coffey

  Pride, Hockey, Nhl

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• I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

  Glenn Healy

  Hockey, Nhl, Games

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• A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

  Jimmy Cannon

  Hockey, Player, Puck

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• We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

  Bobby Clarke

  Sports, Hockey, Nhl

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• Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.

  Paul Gallico

  Motivational, Hockey, Men

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• At the end of each year I make a list of my mistakes and it's pretty friggin long.

  Dean Lombardi

  Mistake, Hockey, Years

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• The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.

  Jeremy Roenick

  Team, Hockey, Nhl

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• People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

  Al Michaels

  Hockey, Blue, Nhl

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• The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward.

  Terry Crisp

  Hockey, Nhl, Differences

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