Funny Divorce Quotes - Page 3

• My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

  Wendy Liebman

  Funny, Mother, Witty

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• A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

  Mickey Rooney

  Divorce, Thinking, People

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• Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Marriage, Sympathy, Divorce

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.122, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

  Rita Mae Brown

  Divorce, Heartfelt, Tragedy

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• You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

  Dana Carvey

  Divorce, Fire, Two

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