Funny Bush Quotes - Page 4

• I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and "Hispanically".

  George W. Bush

  Silly, Bushism, New Words

  Remarks at the Radio-Television Correspondents Association 57th Annual Dinner in Washington Hilton Hotel, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. March 29, 2001.

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• Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Decision, Political

  Address to Joint Session of Congress Following 9/11 Attacks, delivered 20 September 2001

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• We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace.

  George W. Bush

  Peace, War, Differences

  United Nations General Assembly Address, delivered 21 September 2004, New York, NY

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• It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Oil, Political

  "It's Dumbo v Pinocchio" by Francis Wheen, www.theguardian.com. October 24, 2000.

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• I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah.

  George W. Bush

  Silly, Joy, Understanding

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• One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Life, Book

  "Something Cool: Alec Soth's The Last Days Of W" by Anya Yurchyshyn, www.esquire.com. January 12, 2009.

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• I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Silly, Dumb

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• I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.

  George W. Bush

  Thinking, Bushism, Knows

  "A Brit on Bush's bandwagon" by David Smith, www.theguardian.com. June 9, 2003.

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• As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. —New York, Sept. 26, 2007

  George W. Bush

  New York, Yesterday, Dumb

  "Bush Defends No Child Left Behind: “Childrens Do Learn”". Interview with Peter Baker, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 28, 2008.

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• I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

  George H. W. Bush

  Funny, Strong, Stupid

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• One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

  George W. Bush

  Jobs, War, Iraq

  Interview with Katie Couric, www.cbsnews.com. September 6, 2006.

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• We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

  George W. Bush

  Silly, Talking, Suffering

  Press Conference by President Bush, Prime Minister Goran Persson of Sweden, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. June 14, 2001.

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• This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Silly, Littles

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• Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

  George W. Bush

  Witty, Nature, Children

  "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.

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• We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Education, Witty

  FM Observer Interview, fmobserver.com. August 12, 2013.

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• If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!

  George W. Bush

  Ifs

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• Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

  George W. Bush

  Dream, Stupid, Silly

  "Bush, in his own words". www.theguardian.com. October 18, 2000.

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• Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  "The 'misunderestimated' president?". news.bbc.co.uk. January 07, 2009.

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• I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about my faults.

  Dick Cheney

  Thinking, Faults, Bushism

  "The World According To Dick Cheney" by Noel Murray, tv.avclub.com. March 15, 2013.

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• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Running, Stupid

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• I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

  George W. Bush

  Humor, Past, Thinking

  "Subdued McCain Endorses Bush". David Jackson and Wayne Slater, The Dallas Morning News (May 10, 2000), as quoted in "Make the Pie Higher!", www.snopes.com. July 22, 2008.

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• You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." To a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

  George W. Bush

  Mother, Jobs, Mean

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• I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

  George W. Bush

  Leadership, Smart, Long

  George W. Bush's remarks in Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008.

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• See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.

  George W. Bush

  Tyrants, Dumb, Deceit

  George W. Bush's speech at the Social Security Conversation in Greece, New York, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. May 24, 2005.

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• Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction.

  George W. Bush

  Mass Destruction, Weapons, Anti War

  "Bush Speaks in Milwaukee". transcripts.cnn.com. October 03, 2003.

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