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• Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

  Joey Skaggs

  Fake People, Important, Twists

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• It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake.

  Lindsay Lohan

  Fake People, Body, Breasts

  "For The Record: Quick News On Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Avenged Sevenfold & More". www.mtv.com. July 10, 2006.

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• I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

  John Waters

  Fake People, Monday, Hate

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• Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.

  Ayn Rand

  Honesty, Integrity, Facts

  Ayn Rand (1963). “For the New Intellectual: The Philosophy of Ayn Rand (50th Anniversary Edition)”, p.103, Penguin

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• Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

  Cesar Romero

  Fake People, Important, Hollywood

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• We all agree that manufacturers have a right to ensure that fake goods are not marketed in their names and that their own goods are not marketed under fake names.

  John Conyers

  Fake People, Names, Goods

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• I just don't want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I'll fake a knee injury and get out of there.

  Sasha Alexander

  Fake People, Knee Injuries, Want

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• If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

  Nikki Cox

  Fake People, Nails, Would Be

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• You have no cause for anything but gratitude and joy.

  Gautama Buddha

  Thank You, Thankful, Gratitude

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• The secret of happiness lies in the mind's release from worldly ties.

  Gautama Buddha

  Letting Go, Lying, Ties

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• Never take anything for granted.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Inspirational, Thank You, Thankful

  Benjamin Disraeli, (1992). “The Sayings of Disraeli”, p.25, Gerald Duckworth & Co

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• Hippies are so phoney and fake.

  George Harrison

  Fake People, Hippie

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• The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.

  Anita Loos

  Years, America, Would Be

  Anita Loos (1974). “Kiss Hollywood good-by”, Viking Adult

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• Everybody isn't your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn't mean they're for you. Just because they say they got got your back, doesn't mean they won't stab you in it. People pretend well. Jealousy sometimes doesn't live far. So know your circle. At the end of the day real situations expose fake people so pay attention.

  Trent Shelton

  Jealousy, Fake Friends, Fake People

  FaceBook post by Trent Shelton from Nov 05, 2013

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• Integrity is crucial for business success - once you can fake that, you've got it made.

  Henry Ford

  Integrity, Honor, Business Success

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• I knew I would hate my best memory because it would prove that people could fake love or that love could end or worst of all, love was not powerful enough to change a life.

  Mona Simpson

  Memories, Powerful, Hate

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• Some people are real, some people are good, some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.

  Unknown

  Real, People, Behind Your Back

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• The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

  Lenny Bruce

  Funny, Happiness, Fake People

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• Imagine that every person in the world is enlightened but you. They are all your teachers, each doing just the right things to help you learn perfect patience, perfect wisdom, perfect compassion.

  Gautama Buddha

  Spiritual, Teacher, Compassion

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• After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

  Joseph Brodsky

  Fake People, Life Is Hard, Masters

  Joseph Brodsky, Cynthia L. Haven (2002). “Joseph Brodsky: Conversations”, p.93, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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• Here's what I think I'm having trouble with: this is what happiness is. When I was a kid, I thought I'd just get happier and happier as I got older, and have more things to be happy about. I based this theory on observation of select adults. The problem with my results is that I couldn't tell the difference then between happy and fake-happy. Now I know you pretend to be just frigging ecstatic over everything, maybe because you're so glad it's not worse.

  Emma Bull

  Kids, Thinking, Differences

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• Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.

  Ismail Haniyeh

  Fake Friends, Fake People, Truth

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• I had very, very bad self-esteem - that I was a fake, everybody was going to find out, that I didn't deserve to have success, just about my looks and really, really bad self-esteem.

  Geena Davis

  Self Esteem, Looks, Deserve

  "Twenty-Five Years After 'Thelma & Louise,' Geena Davis Says She Wanted Susan Sarandon's Role". Interview with Stephen Galloway, www.hollywoodreporter.com. February 17, 2016.

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• Anything created with fake intention or pretense cannot last long.

  Henry Chang

  Honesty, Long, Lasts

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• So far as the religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake ... Religion is all bunk.

  Thomas A. Edison

  Atheist, If There Is A God, Religion

  "What on Earth is an Atheist!". Book by Madalyn Murray O'Hair, 1972.

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