Dumbasses Quotes

• I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

  Lisa Kudrow

  Stupid, Mad, Dumb

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• My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

  Samuel L. Jackson

  Dumb, May, Ass

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• That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.

  David Wong

  Choices, Hours, Ability

  David Wong (2011). “John Dies at the End”, p.90, Titan Books

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• Don’t do what you know on a gut level to be the wrong thing to doI don’t think there’s a single dumbass thing I’ve done in my adult life that I didn’t know was a dumbass thing to do while I was doing it. Even when I justified it to myself—as I did every damn time—the truest part of me knew I was doing the wrong thing. Always. As the years pass, I’m learning how to better trust my gut and not do the wrong thing, but every so often I get a harsh reminder that I’ve still got work to do.

  Cheryl Strayed

  Thinking, Years, Adults

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• Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff.

  Dean Young

  Fall, Errors, Height

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• Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.

  Gerald McRaney

  Mean, Smoke

  Source: www.abilitymagazine.com

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• come and get it, you dumbass

  Iris Johansen

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• Horror fiction seems to spawn more dumbass 'rules' than any other kind of writing, and one of the dumbest is the assumed 'requirement' of a twist ending, going all the way back to H.H. Munro. This story is also the result of a long rumination on how stories are sometimes scuttled or diminished by succumbing to such 'rules'.

  David J

  Writing, Long, Twists

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• Simon had been all lined up and he’d managed to throw away the best girl he’d ever meet. “What a dumbass,” Beck muttered. “No way I’d have done that.

  Jana Oliver

  Girl, Done, Way

  Jana Oliver (2013). “Demon Trappers 1-3: Forsaken, Forbidden, Forgiven”, p.418, Pan Macmillan

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• Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.

  Jill Shalvis

  Taken, Men, Two

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• I know plenty of hyper-intelligent metal people, but at the same time, there's this dumbass, hardheaded, macho attitude associated with it. For younger people, it's like a succubus.

  Blake Judd

  Attitude, Intelligent, People

  "Don't Call It a Rip-Off". Pitchfork Interview, pitchfork.com.

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• What do you want? "To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel good." "Your laughter," he said without hesitation. "Feeling your hands on me. The way you look at me, whether I've been a complete dumbass, or just made you come-" With a laugh, she ducked her head, but he dipped his down until she was looking at him again. "You want to know what scared me?" he asked. "Yes" He leaned even closer and slid a hand to the nape of her neck. "The thought of never having those things with you again." -Chloe and Sawyer (Head over Heels)

  Jill Shalvis

  Laughter, Hands, Laughing

  FaceBook post by Jill Shalvis from Oct 21, 2013

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• Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater

  Lisa McMann

  Math, Missing, Psychology

  Lisa McMann (2009). “Fade”, p.42, Simon and Schuster

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• And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and get yourself killed like a Dumbass. First rule in horror movies, Clair-Never split up!

  Rachel Caine

  Splits, Dorms, Firsts

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• I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook. I miss Lane Kiffin.

  Bruce Pearl

  Mistake, Missing, Hook

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• I have pictures of my daughter, in the hospital, at three seconds, six seconds, nine seconds, and then fifteen seconds, 'cause dumbass couldn't get the camera ready fast enough. Yeah, ha ha ha. She wrote that in the photo album.

  Christopher Titus

  Daughter, Cameras, Albums

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Yo, dumbass. What do you think she’d be doing with them? Giving them ballet lessons? (Darling) Tell me again why I can’t kill him? (Hauk) You’re afraid of handling explosives. (Nykyrian) One day I’m going to get over that and when I do…(Hauk) I’ll wisely stop annoying you. (Darling)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Thinking, Giving, Ballet

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