Disneyland Quotes - Page 7

• California officials want to contain a measles outbreak that originated in Disneyland last month. They are in luck because everyone who is exposed to it is still in line at Space Mountain.

  Conan O'Brien

  California, Space, Luck

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• Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.

  Steve Martin

  Father, Work, Home

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• American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade Iraq, the whole place is oil and cash. It's like Republican Disneyland.

  Jay Leno

  Oil, Iraq, President

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• In 1994 while on weekend manoeuvres in France, I commandeered a Chieftain tank without permission of my immediate superiors. I then attempted to invade Paris. However, en route I stopped off at Disneyland, or Eurodisney as it was then called, and was subsequently apprehended on Space Mountain.

  Nick Frost

  Weekend, Paris, Space

  "Fictional character: Mike Watt". "Spaced", www.imdb.com. 1999–2001.

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• I can juggle. I started juggling as a kid. And when I worked at Disneyland, I knew a juggler there named Christopher Faire, and he taught me how to juggle. I used it in my comedy act for a while.

  Steve Martin

  Kids, Taught, Comedy

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• Venice is the prettiest city I've ever seen. It looks like a Disneyland ride.

  George Clooney

  Cities, Venice, Looks

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• Sri Krishna refers, of course, to this world as a joyless, transient world. Obviously, he's never been to Disneyland.

  Frederick Lenz

  World, Hinduism, Krishna

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• I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.

  Don Van Vliet

  People, Drug, Aspirin

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