Dilbert Quotes - Page 3

• Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

  Scott Adams

  Night, Lasts, Showers

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• If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert

  Peter Watts

  Boss, Brain, Conscious

  Peter Watts (2014). “Firefall”, p.555, Head of Zeus

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• Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

  Scott Adams

  Honesty, Science, Waiting

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• Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.

  Scott Adams

  Stars, Science, Night

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