Diarrhea Quotes

• Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children.

  Gro Harlem Brundtland

  Children, Years, People

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• If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Mean

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• There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

  Henry A. Kissinger

  Funny, Travel, Humorous

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• It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world.

  Melinda Gates

  Children, Health, World

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.

  Nicholas D. Kristof

  Children, Years, Age

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• When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.

  Daniel Tosh

  Love You, Heart, Butterfly

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• The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. The main symptom was falling hair. Diarrhoea and fever, which in some cases went as high as 106, came next.

  John Hersey

  Falling In Love, Hair, Fever

  "Hiroshima".

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• I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea.

  Mike McCready

  Pain, Constant

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• If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

  Bob Saget

  Giving, Wipe, Window

  Twitter post from Aug 10, 2011

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• Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

  Saul Alinsky

  Asking, Problem, Solve

  "Saul Alinsky: A candid conversation with the feisty radical organizer". Interview with Eric Norden, Playboy, 19 (3), March 1972.

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• I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

  Zach Galifianakis

  Funny, Humor, Mean

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• Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces.

  Charles P. Gerba

  Thinking, Air, People

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• Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• Drinking cow milk has been linked to iron-deficiency anemia in infants and children; it has been named as the cause of cramps and diarrhea in much of the World's population and the cause of multiple forms of allergies as well.

  Frank Oski

  Children, Drinking, Iron

  Frank A. Oski (2013). “Don't Drink Your Milk”, p.8, TEACH Services, Inc.

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• There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Want

  "Profile: Jim and Jeannie Gaffigan" by Philip David Morton, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 30, 2015.

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• Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of thing that needs to be changed. Enough is enough

  Brad Pitt

  Kids, Health, Dying

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• You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.

  Jason Mraz

  Ocean, Reality, Islands

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• The biggest killers of children around the world are two things: diarrhea and pneumonia. When you think about it, in the United States, kids don't die of diarrhea anymore, but it's a huge problem in the developing world.

  Melinda Gates

  Children, Kids, Thinking

  Interview with Jessica Grose, www.lennyletter.com. April 1, 2016.

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• The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

  Gene Spafford

  Elephants, Mind, Computer

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• You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea.

  Kim Su-mi

  Drama, Upset Stomach, Spicy

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• This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?" "I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're with me?" "Yes," she said. "That's influenza," said Miro. "Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours.

  Orson Scott Card

  Stupid, Feelings, Nausea

  Orson Scott Card (2013). “The Ender Quintet”, p.1250, Macmillan

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• It's always the guy who gets the diarrhea on the commercial at an inconvenient moment. As if you've ever been in a situation: 'You know, this would be a great time to get the runs, you think? I mean the sun's out, we're on the ferris wheel - what are we waiting for?

  Richard Jeni

  Running, Mean, Thinking

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• Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.

  Steven Soderbergh

  Real, Done, Good Things

  Source: www.indiewire.com

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• Strangely enough, for me, Instagram has been a creatively freeing and inspiring format lately. I have been so very resistant to nearly all forms of media, yet finally this made it into my atmosphere, and in discovering this I have been propelled into some movement and new ideas. Real life images, curated images, even the visual diarrhea are incredible fertilization for movement in some direction or another.

  Guinevere Van Seenus

  Real, Media, Ideas

  "The Secrets of Guinevere Van Seenus". Interview, www.interviewmagazine.com. November 30, 2016.

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• I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

  Mr. Krabs

  Chef

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