Burritos Quotes

• Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

  Sherman Alexie

  Thinking, Funny Food, Shelter

  Sherman Alexie (2013). “Reservation Blues: A Novel”, p.19, Open Road Media

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• A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

  Lisi Harrison

  Spiritual, Enlightenment, Breaking Down

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• They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.

  Al Roker

  Mom, Daughter, Mother

  Al Roker (2001). “Don't Make Me Stop This Car: Adventures in Fatherhood”, Fireside

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• A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Sleep, Beef, Bags

  Live album: "Do You Believe in Gosh?", September 9, 2008.

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• My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

  Janet Evanovich

  Tacos

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.136, Macmillan

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• When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up!

  Jenna Ushkowitz

  Loaded

  "Jenna Aks: Have You Ever Tried A Fad Diet?" by Jenna Ushkowitz, www.seventeen.com. January 30, 2012.

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• There's 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder

  Aaron Hernandez

  Things I Love, World, Murder

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• I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

  Hannibal Buress

  Jesus, Real, Steak

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• When I created Chipotle in 1993, I had a very simple idea: Offer a simple menu of great food prepared fresh each day, using many of the same cooking techniques as gourmet restaurants. Then serve the food quickly, in a cool atmosphere. It was food that I wanted, and thought others would like too. We've never strayed from that original idea. The critics raved and customers began lining up at my tiny burrito joint. Since then, we've opened a few more.

  Steve Ells

  Simple, Ideas, Cooking

  "How Chipotle Became The Gold Standard Of Mexican Fast-Food" by Kal Gullapalli, www.businessinsider.com. January 21, 2011.

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• Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.

  Rick Riordan

  Flying, Wells, Cannonballs

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• I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

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• Hillary Clinton announced she's running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, 'That locks down the Hispanic vote.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, Ohio, Yesterday

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• Amos sipped his coffee. "Sorry if that distubed you. Khufu's very picky. He only eats foods that end in -o. Doritos, burritos, flamingos." I blinked. "Did you say-" "Carter," Sadie warned. She looked a little queasy, like she'd already had this conversation. "Don't ask.

  Rick Riordan

  Sorry, Coffee, Khufu

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• My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

  Michael Chabon

  Night, Ruins, Tough

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• This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!

  Lisi Harrison

  Nachos, Tacos

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• No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

  James S.A. Corey

  Frozen, Monkeys

  James S. A. Corey (2013). “Abaddon's Gate: Book 3 of the Expanse”, p.154, Hachette UK

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• I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren't afraid to show it.

  Emily Ratajkowski

  Beach, People, Tacos

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.

  Neil Patrick Harris

  Nachos, Burgers, Occasional

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• Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"

  Daniel Tosh

  Thinking, Trying, Bars

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

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• They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale.

  Dan Rather

  Florida, Texas, California

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• I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places. I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!

  Fergie

  Taco Bell, Bells, Green

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• Maia pulled on a braid. "I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you'd backed out of Millenium Lint's gigs for the past two weeks because of it." "Actually, they changed their name," Jordan said. "They're Midnight Burrito now.

  Cassandra Clare

  Past, Names, Two

  Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1836, Simon and Schuster

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• It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible in our wake and, at the same time, are drawn to all the things that kill: whiskey and cigarettes, unprotected sex, and deep-fried burritos.

  Ariel Gore

  Sex, Writing, Want

  Ariel Gore (2007). “How to Become a Famous Writer Before You're Dead: Your Words in Print and Your Name in Lights”, p.41, Three Rivers Press

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• And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.

  Christopher Moore

  Pain, Rejection, Black

  Christopher Moore (2010). “Bite Me”, p.83, Hachette UK

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• Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.

  Gabrielle Reece

  Kids, Eggs, French Toast

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