Awesome Birthday Quotes

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

George Harrison

Happy Birthday, Friends, Funny Birthday

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball

Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Birthday

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The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Oprah Winfrey

Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Frank Sinatra

Happy Birthday, Music, Funny Birthday

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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.

Thomas Fuller

Birthday, Christmas, Double Standard

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The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts.

Timothy Dwight V

Happy Birthday, Happiness, Insperational

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Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

Helen Hayes

Birthday, Age, Important

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Herbert V. Prochnow

Love, Funny, Relationship

Herbert V. Prochnow (1994). “1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions”, Baker Publishing Group

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If possible, forget the past. Look forward to the future.

Henry Watkins Allen

Happy Birthday, War, Past

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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

Robert Frost

Funny, Birthday, Time

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Time and tide wait for no man.

Geoffrey Chaucer

Inspirational, Birthday, Time

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We turn not older with years but newer every day.

Emily Dickinson

Inspirational, Life, Birthday

Emily Dickinson, Thomas Herbert Johnson, Theodora Ward (1986). “The Letters of Emily Dickinson”, p.499, Harvard University Press

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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

C. E. M. Joad

Birthday, Wine, Turning 50

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Erma Bombeck

Birthday, Marriage, Husband

Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.135, Open Road Media

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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Satchel Paige

Happy Birthday, Baseball, Fun

Quoted in Garson Kanin, It Takes a Long Time to Become Young (1978)

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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Abraham Lincoln

Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Pope John XXIII

Birthday, Drinking, Wine

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

Funny, Happy Birthday, Humorous

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

Funny, Happy Birthday, Growing Up

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There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

Happy Birthday, Friends, Funny Birthday

"Ohio's Sen. Glenn Won't Run Again In 1998" by Candy Crowley, www.cnn.com.

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God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Voltaire

Life, Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday

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A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

Abhishek Bachchan

Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday, Thinking

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Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Plautus

Happy Birthday, Anniversary, Wedding

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Norman Wisdom

Funny, Birthday, Memories

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Jean Paul

Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday, Time

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