Armpits Quotes - Page 2

• He who immerses himself in sexual intercourse will be assailed by premature aging, his strength will wane, his eyes will weaken, and a bad odour will emit from his mouth and his armpits, his teeth will fall out and many other maladies will afflict him.

  Maimonides

  Fall, Eye, Teeth

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• Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are you blond all the way down?" Don't you wish you knew?" Yes," he said simply. Well, you'll just have to wonder." I am," he said. "Blond everywhere," I could tell as much from your chest hair." He raised my arm to check my armpit. "You silly women, shaving your body hair," He said, dropping my arm.

  Charlaine Harris

  Girlfriend, Silly, Mirrors

  Charlaine Harris (2003). “Dead in Dixie”

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• The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of nocturnal birds.

  Louis Aragon

  Bird, Nocturnal, Sides

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• A professionally trained actress should be a better liar, wouldn't you think? But no. I am pathetically underachieved in that area. I can think of a great lie. I'm plenty imaginative. But before the words are even out of my mouth, there's a weird tickle of unease in my armpits, a horsefly of guilt lands on the back of my neck, and before I can stop myself, that gassy little bubble of truth belches out.

  Kristin Chenoweth

  Liars, Lying, Thinking

  Kristin Chenoweth (2009). “A Little Bit Wicked: Life, Love, and Faith in Stages”, p.79, Simon and Schuster

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• I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me want to sleep. Snuggle my head right up in your armpit and snore for three days." "My armpit?" Mark repeats. "Good thing we all showered up in the storm this morning. My pits smell like roses. Go ahead and get comfy.

  James Dashner

  Morning, Rain, Sleep

  James Dashner (2013). “The Kill Order”, p.231, Chicken House

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• I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

  Anna Faris

  Summer, Hair, Blonde

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• Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the cleaning over their arm, a lamb chop defrosting under each armpit, balancing two gallons of frozen milk between their knees, and expect one of the kids to get the door.

  Erma Bombeck

  Mother, Home, Kids

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• I started to get grossed out by the armpits.

  Michael De Luca

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• She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword. And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought as her boldness gave away to trembling. It feels awful.

  Laini Taylor

  Awful, Trembling, Feels

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• Prosperity Gospel”. At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation “close your eyes and see green. Money up to your armpits, a roomful of money and there you are, just tossing around in it like a swimming pool.

  Reverend Ike

  New York, Eye, Swimming

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• And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't fit into that. So I decided to do the opposite. I refused to wear makeup, to have a hairstyle. I refused to shave. I had hairy armpits.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Girl, School, Boys

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• I don't know my armpit from my elbow in Los Angeles.

  Taylor Schilling

  Elbows, Los Angeles, Knows

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• Disney world is an armpit compared to Montana.

  Carl Hiaasen

  Montana, World

  "Hoot". Book by Carl Hiaasen, 2002.

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• Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.

  Dan Jenkins

  Funny, Basketball, June

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• A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

  Eoin Colfer

  Thinking, Doe, Pieces

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• ... don't let your elders and supposed betters tell you any different. Sure, you've never been to Paris. No, you never ran with the bulls at Pamploma. Yes, you're a pissant who had no hair in your armpits until three years ago - but so what? If you don't start out too big for your britches, how are you gonna fill 'em when you grow up? Let it rip regardless of what anybody tells you, that's my idea; sit down an smoke that baby.

  Stephen King

  Wisdom, Baby, Growing Up

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• Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know.

  Kathryn Stockett

  Baby, Sleep, Legs

  Kathryn Stockett (2009). “The Help”, p.11, Penguin

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• If she’s so important, why aren’t you here guarding her? (Wulf) Mostly because this ain’t Buffy and there’s not one single Hellmouth to guard. I’m up to my armpits in Armageddon down here in New Orleans and not even I can physically be in two places at once. (Acheron)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  New Orleans, Two, Important

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Kiss of the Night”, p.120, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• Good God,” I whispered, sitting on the van’s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy—not wolf hairy, but an I-couldn’t-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly grossed out, I took a peek at my armpit, jerking away. Oh, that’s just…nasty.

  Kim Harrison

  Six Months, Sitting, Razors

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