The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
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