Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more. March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less. Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
You cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours.
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
'Have some wine,' the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. 'I don't see any wine,' she remarked. 'There isn't any,' said the March Hare.
Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to." "I don't much care where –" "Then it doesn't matter which way you go.
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.
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