'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!
There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.
Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
Why is a raven like a writing desk? - Mad Hatter I haven't the slightest idea. - Alice
The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.
She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.
Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.
Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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