Erma Bombeck quote: I was too old for a paper route, too young...

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.28, Open Road Media

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