I've always loved groups like U2 and Coldplay.
I can't wait to front my band with these new songs and play for fans, but I've decided to keep my day job too.
People take songs so literally.
But I'm just having fun playing and giving Botox injections to the older songs.
My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
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