I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
You know, there's a moment when you're famous when it's unbearable to go out because you're too famous. And then there's a moment when you're famous just right.
They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.
I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.
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