The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
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