Charles Barkley Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Basketball, Mean

• Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Basketball, Men

• It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Home, Nba

• The older I get, the faster I was.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Racing, Bikers

• Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Summer, Christian

• We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Basketball, Sex

• Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Kissing, Nba

• I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Cat, Nba

• Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Girl, Men

• Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Nba, Hey

• I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

  Charles Barkley

  Funny, Basketball, Team

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