Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.
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