Abraham Lincoln Funny Quotes

• The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  Abraham Lincoln (1992). “The Wit and Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln”, Plume

• Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

  Abraham Lincoln (1982). “Abraham Lincoln, wisdom & wit”, Peter Pauper Pr

• If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

  Abraham Lincoln

  Funny, Witty, Powerful

• A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Funny, Success, Humorous

  Abraham Lincoln, Archer Hayes Shaw (1980). “The Lincoln encyclopedia: the spoken and written words of A. Lincoln arranged for ready reference”, Greenwood Pub Group

• Be excellent and party on dudes.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Funny, Life, Party

• My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Funny, War, Humor

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