Oscar Levant Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

  Oscar Levant

  Funny, Humorous, Flower

  "Fictional character: Jerry Sunborne". "Things We Lost in the Fire", www.imdb.com. 2007.

• What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

  Oscar Levant

  Funny, Humility, Pride

  "On the 8th Day - God Laughed". Book by Gene Perret, p. 95, 1995.

• The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

  Oscar Levant

  Funny, Humorous, Party

  "The Quotable Politician". Book by William B. Whitman, p. 30, 2003.

• Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

  Oscar Levant

  Funny, Humor, Dining Alone

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

  Oscar Levant

  Inspirational, Funny, Depression

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

  Oscar Levant

  Funny, Sarcastic, Loneliness

• I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

  Oscar Levant

  Funny, Depressing, Patient

  "Memorable Quotations: Jewish Writers of the Past" edited by Carol A. Dingle, 2005.

• So little time and so little to do.

  Oscar Levant

  Funny, Time, Work

  Oscar Levant (1968). “The unimportance of being Oscar”

• I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

  Oscar Levant

  Funny, Witty, Names

  Oscar Levant (1965). “The Memoirs of an Amnesiac”

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