Rudyard Kipling Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

  Rudyard Kipling

  Inspirational, Funny, Country

• A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

  Rudyard Kipling

  Funny, Marriage, Cigarette Smoke

  "The Betrothed" st. 25 (1886)

• I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

  Rudyard Kipling

  Funny, Death, Suicide

  "13 Steps to Bloody Good Luck". Book by Ashwin Sanghi, 2014.

• I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

  Rudyard Kipling

  Funny, Marriage, Taken

  'The Ladies' (1896)

• It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation,
  To puff and look important and to say:-
  'Though we know we should defeat you,
  we have not the time to meet you,
  We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

  Rudyard Kipling

  Funny, Temptation, Sloth

  School History "Dane-Geld (A.D. 980 - 1016)" (1911).

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