It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
When in doubt, look intelligent.
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster.
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.
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