Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Funny Quotes

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• Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Clever, Military

• Authentic sources. Many authentic sources.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Source

  "US refuses to comment on 'Comical Ali' claims" by George Wright, www.theguardian.com. June 27, 2003.

• The military part of our information network - which we were accustomed to rely on for exact information - was the first part of the network to fall apart

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Fall

• We counted 19 missiles that landed in a small area of Baghdad.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

• Up till now, they are only on dock No. 10, not in Umm Qasr, not in the city

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Cities

• Their objective is to get to the outskirts of Baghdad. So be it.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

  "Iraq says Baghdad will be coalition's graveyard", www.cnn.com. March 27, 2003.

• The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Rivers

• They are achieving nothing, they are suffering from casualties. Those casualties are increasing, not decreasing

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Suffering

• They are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Tanks

• Their casualties and bodies are many. Their equipment and vehicles, several were destroyed.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Body

  "Information minister: Iraq still controls airport". www.cnn.com. April 6, 2003.

• These mercenaries, I swear by God, those who are still in Washington, they have sent their troops to be burned.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Troops

  "Sahaf: U.S. troops will be burned". www.cnn.com. April 7, 2003.

• The insane little dwarf, Bush.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Dwarves

• They are most welcome. We will butcher them.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Baghdad

  "Report: U.S. Bags 'Baghdad Bob'", www.foxnews.com. June 25, 2003.

• Today, the tide has turned, we are destroying them.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Today

• It did suffer and it became very weak, while the reporters from Iraqi radio and television stations were more active and had more accurate information.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Suffering

• I think that the Iraqi ground defenses shot down dozens of missiles. We are in the process of counting all these missiles quickly

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Thinking

• They want to deceive their people first because now they are in a very shabby situation

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, People

• We will see how the issue will turn out when they come to Baghdad.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Issues

• ...over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Past

• Fight them everywhere. Don't give them a chance to breathe until they withdraw and retreat.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Fighting

  "Saddam a no-show for address: White House says Iraqi leader's status unknown", www.cnn.com. April 1, 2003.

• Make the land of Islam a burning fire that burns their faces and feet wherever they pass.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Fire

  "Purported Saddam message: Burn them in Baghdad". www.cnn.com. April 4, 2003.

• They are still trying to bomb with artillery and rocket-propelled grenades to hit the Republican Guard who are controlling Saddam International Airport.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Airports

  "Information minister: Iraq still controls airport". www.cnn.com. April 6, 2003.

• The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Lying

• The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Shoes

• Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Soldier

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