Daniel Handler Quotes - Page 19

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• Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.

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  Love, Feel Better, Long

  "The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 1)". Book by Lemony Snicket (pen name of Daniel Handler), September 30, 1999.

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• ...that's not why we broke up. I love it, I miss it, I hate to give it back to you, this complicated thing, it's why we stayed together

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  Hate, Giving, Missing

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• There is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time.

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  Simple, Knowing, Way

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• Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution - even if it's right in front of your nose.

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  Long, Noses, Problem

  "The Ersatz Elevator". Book by Daniel Handler, March, 2001.

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• In times of extreme stress, one can often find energy hidden in even the most exhausted areas of the body.

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  Stress, Energy, Body

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• It is true, of course, that there is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time. You might know someone for several years, for instance, and trust him completely as your friend, but circumstances could change and he could become very hungry, and before you knew it you could be boiling in a soup pot, because there is no way of knowing for sure.

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  Change, Trust, Simple

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• I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

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  Realizing, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Occasions

  "Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography". Book by Daniel Handler, 2002.

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• One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different.

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  Regret, Thinking, Years

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• There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well to worth staying up all night to finish.

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  Book, Night, Thinking

  "The greatest Lemony Snicket quotes ever" by Heather Sandlin, www.theguardian.com. December 30, 2015.

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• Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.

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  Tree, Together, Different

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• For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not.

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  Forever, My Love For You, Live Forever

  "The Reptile Room: Part One". Adventure, Drama, Family, www.imdb.com. January 13, 2017.

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• There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.

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  Believe, Home, People

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• I write storys to entertain not to be the best

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  Writing, Being The Best

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• Members of your family might say they are working hard all day long, while you are off at school or clarinet lessons, but the only way to know this for sure is to follow them at a discreet distance.

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  Distance, School, Long

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• If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.

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  Book, Reading, Happy Endings

  "The Bad Beginning". Book by Lemony Snicket, 1999.

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• It has been said that the hardest job in the world is raising a child, but the people who says this have probably never worked at a comb factory or captured pirates on the high seas.

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  Jobs, Children, Hardest Job

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• Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)

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  Two, Tea, Events

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• Your initial opinion on just about anything may change over time.

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  First Impression, May, Opinion

  "The Bad Beginning". Book by Daniel Handler, September 30, 1999.

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• In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation.

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  Love You, Important, Someone You Love

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• What do your parents know, about surviving?

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  Parent, Knows, Surviving

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• It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

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  Happiness, Despair, Acquired Taste

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• For Beatrice, I cherished, you perished, The world's been nightmarished.

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  World

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• An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does

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  Feelings, Doe, Matter

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• Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren’t virgins, Min. That’s why there’s people to begin with.

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  People, Virgins

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• -Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.

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  Beautiful, People

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