Isaac Asimov Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

  Isaac Asimov

  Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

  "The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners" edited by Geoff Tibballs, (p. 299), 2004.

• The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

  Isaac Asimov

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

  "Betting On a Bass That Belts Them Out; Singing Fish Becomes Season’s Unlikely Hit" by Darragh Johnson, The Washington Post, July 30, 2000.

• Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.

  Isaac Asimov

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

  Isaac Asimov

  Funny, Food, Law

• From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review, and 2) those who bleed copiously and secretly at any bad review.

  Isaac Asimov

  Funny, Fall, Writing

  Isaac Asimov (1995). “Gold: the final science fiction collection”, Harper Prism

• I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be on a sinking ship-and survive. You can be in an earthquake, fire, volcanic eruption, tornado, what you will-and survive. But if your plane crashes, you do not survive. And I say the heck with it.

  Isaac Asimov

  Funny, Airplane, Fire

• Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.

  Isaac Asimov

  Inspirational, Funny, Business

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Intelligence is an accident of evolution, and not necessarily an advantage.

  Isaac Asimov

  Funny, Science, Evolution

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