Lewis Grizzard Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

  Lewis Grizzard

  Funny, Dog, Attitude

• Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Funny, Marriage, Hilarious

• There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Love, Funny, Life

  Lewis Grizzard (1989). “Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes”, Ballantine Books

• Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Funny, Humor, Perspective

• I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Funny, Relationship, Marriage

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