I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.
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