Al Gore Funny Quotes

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• Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

  Al Gore

  Inspirational, Funny, Travel

• I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

  Al Gore

  Funny, Witty, Regret

• I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple.

  Al Gore

  Funny, Buddhist, Stupid

• During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.

  Al Gore

  Funny, Country, Educational

  "Transcript: Vice President Gore on CNN's 'Late Edition'". Interview with Wolf Blitzer, www.cnn.com. March 9, 1999.

• The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

  Al Gore

  Funny, Tired, Night

• A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

  Al Gore

  Funny, People, Political

• We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

  Al Gore

  Funny, Fake People, Mistake

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