Zsa Zsa Gabor Funny Quotes

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• A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Love, Funny, Marriage

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Love, Funny, Marriage

  In Newsweek 28 Mar. 1960, p. 89

• I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Funny, Lost Love, Women

  "How to Catch a Man, how to Keep a Man, how to Get Rid of a Man". Book by Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1970.

• I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Funny, Life, Marriage

  Quoted in Observer (London), 28 Aug. 1957

• My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Funny, Life, Witty

  "Wit and wisdom: Zsa Zsa Gabor's best and most memorable quotes". www.theguardian.com. December 19, 2016.

• There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Funny, Money, Men

• Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Funny, Marriage, Wedding

  Quoted in Newsweek, 28 Mar. 1960

• To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Funny, Girl, Women

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

  Funny, Stupid, Class

  "Sex and the Much Married Girl (A Salute to Zsa Zsa Gabor)". www.huffingtonpost.com. November 11, 2011.

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