Robert Frost Funny Quotes

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  The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Life, Motivational

• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Happy Birthday, Growing Up

• The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

  Robert Frost

  Inspirational, Funny, Life
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  By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Motivational, Hilarious

• Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

  Robert Frost

  Love, Funny, Life

  "A Swinger of Birches: A Portrait of Robert Frost". Book by Sydney Cox, 1957.

• Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

  Robert Frost

  Love, Funny, Life

• Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Family, Home

  "The Death of the Hired Man" l. 121 (1914)

• A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Humor, Law

  "Fire and Ice: The Art and Thought of Robert Frost". Book by Lawrence Thompson, 1942.

• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

  Robert Frost

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

• Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Birthday, Time

• College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, College, Judgment

• You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

  Robert Frost

  Love, Funny, Mother

  Robert Frost, Elaine Barry (1973). “Robert Frost on writing”, Rutgers Univ Pr

• Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Father, Humorous

• The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Life, Family

• I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Humor, Cutting

• A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Humor, Eight

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