Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet.
My secret dream is to write an epic poem. That's probably the most pretentious thing I've said.
I genuinely have never been in an audience where most people want that person to fail. I've never been in an audience like that, and I've never seen it as a performer. Only in my dreams, in which case they are always throwing tomatoes and going, "This is the most boring thing I've ever seen."
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