The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
Just 'cause you're following a well-marked trail don't mean that whoever made it knew where they were goin'.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was
Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.
It's easy to see things you're lookin' for. The trick is to see things you're not looking for.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
Most folks are like a barb-wire fence. They have their good points.
The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.
Stolen kisses require an accomplice.
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