I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I?
It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
I was a fighter pilot, flying Hurricanes all round the Mediterranean. I flew in the Western Desert of Libya, in Greece, in Syria, in Iraq and in Egypt.
careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
Pear Drops were exciting because they had a dangerous taste. All of us were warned against eating them, and the result was that we ate them more than ever.
For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
Poor Earthworm,' the Ladybird said, whispering in James's ear. 'He loves to make everything into a disaster. He hates to be happy. He is only happy when he is gloomy.
Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
There's nothin' you can get from a book that you can't get from a television fastah!" -Harry Wormwood
It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
Wonka: But, Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. Charlie: What happened? Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
I like enthusiasts of any kind.
When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!
I was observing her closely as I talked, and after a while I began to get the impression that she was not, in fact, quite so merry and smiling a girl as I had been led to believe at first. She seemed to be coiled in herself, as though with a secret she was jealously guarding. The deep-blue eyes moved too quickly about the room, never settling or resting on one thing for more than a moment; and over all her face, though so faint that they might not even have been there, those small downward lines of sorrow.
I want an Oompa-Loompa!' screamed Veruca.
Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
You can write about anything for children as long as you've got humour.
I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It's not possible.
I'm wondering what to read next.
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children - as long as you make them laugh as well.
I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.
My father was a Norwegian who came from a small town near Oslo. He broke his arm at the elbow when he was 14, and they amputated it.
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