The pleasantest part of work is having done it.
I like what I do for a living. I also like NOT doing it--perhaps even more.
Nature often seems like an idea that has had its day.
Natural Man, in our current version, is a disgruntled adolescent.
Fruitless striving breeds less despair than inaction.
Unlike art and sex, money always arouses interest.
Money comes to life as it is spent.
Money gives me more energy than all the Granola bars in the world.
Money is a better tonic than Geritol.
Freedom is the moment between sleep and waking before selfhood and the world return.
When money disappears, we soon understand the power of absence.
I am only interested in money because everyone else is.
A budget takes the fun out of money.
Pornography and cooking shows have created two new spectator sports.
The past is always waiting to entangle and deflect us.
The past goes right on pulling me apart, though I can scarcely remember the people or the issues.
To avoid tripping on the chain of the past, you have to pick it up and wind it about you.
The present necessarily betrays the past.
The poor live slow and hard; the rich, fast and easy. The rest of us shuffle along as we may.
Fame is fickle, but Obscurity is usually faithful to the end.
The world needs an enema.
A crisis unmasks everyone.
Belief forages, moving from pasture to pasture.
I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit.
Originality is in the eye of the beholder.
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